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If it’s laughter you want, then this is the book for you. Short one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics and ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you are a professional speaker or entertainer, you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners.
SHORT ONE-LINE JOKES FOR EVERY OCCASION
40 is the new 30? Try telling that to a speed camera!
Do not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille!
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I have a fear of German sausages! Yes I fear the wurst!
I invented a new word! Plagiarism!
My recliner and I - we go way back.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of!
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy!
This is a full PDF colour version of the published book. However you can buy an E-Format version (ISBN 9781370890484), i.e. Kindle, Sony reader, Palm Doc, Plain text, RTF, Epub, etc, please click here.